Straight to the Bate

Ah, the joys of self-pleasure - it's been around for thousands of years, but unfortunately, so has the stigma. Being a "bator," or someone who frequently indulges in a little solo action, has been met with both open arms and judgmental glares throughout history.

In ancient times, masturbation was often viewed as a healthy release of sexual tension, and even appeared in the Kama Sutra. But as time went on, religious and cultural attitudes shifted, and suddenly spanking the monkey became taboo. The Christian church condemned it as a sin, and even medical experts suggested it could lead to madness or physical deformity. Yikes!

Thankfully, today we know that masturbation is not only natural, but also has many benefits, like reducing stress and improving sleep quality. And let's face it, it's just plain fun. Sure, there are concerns about overindulging or relying too heavily on porn for stimulation, but as long as you're doing it in moderation and without shame, there's no need to worry.

So, whether you're a "bator" or just someone who enjoys a little alone time every now and then, know that you're not alone - and that it's perfectly okay to indulge in a little self-love from time to time. Just remember to wash your hands first and don't skip on the Albo.