A little relief from me
Economic Relief
Bundle Sale.
Buy one bundle. Get another 50% off.
Code BUNDLE50 is applied automatically. Just add two bundles.
Shop the bundlesWhy I’m doing this
Let’s call it what it is. Donald Trump’s BS war in Iran has driven the price of damn near everything up. Gas is over $4.30 a gallon. Diesel hit an all-time high, which means everything that rides on a truck costs more too. Moody’s figures the average household has already paid about $1,760 extra since this war started in February.
I know what that does to a budget. The first things to go are the little luxuries. The good body wash. The candle. The stuff that’s just for you. I get it, and I’m not going to guilt anybody for tightening up.
But you shouldn’t have to go without treating yourself just because a wannabe dictator is wrecking the economy. So I’m doing what I can. I make all of this by hand in Albuquerque, and through Monday, when you buy any one of my bundles, you get another bundle 50% off.
Mix it however you want. It all smells like Leather, Scotch, Vanilla, and 18 Erotic Spices. Take care of yourselves and each other. And vote on November 3.
Sale ends Monday, September 28 at 1:42 PM Mountain. Applies to the eight bundles on this page. One 50% off bundle for each bundle you buy at full price, in the same order. When your bundles are different prices, the 50% comes off the lower-priced one.