Funny Flat Bill Cap for Dads, Casual Headwear, Gift for Father's Day, Dad Hat, Humorous Cap, Embroidered Dad Hat

Introducing the hat that makes a scene without saying a word—except it totally says a word. The Daddy’s C*mRag Flat Bill Cap is bold, brazen, and embroidered to stir up questions you may or may not want to answer. It’s not actually a c*mrag (we like to think Daddy has better aim), but it sure lets the world know you’re the kind of person who earns that nickname.

Whether you’re wearing it to the dungeon, the corner store, or the after-after party, this cap brings kink to the streets and makes headwear feel downright dirty.

Made with 100% cotton twill for that vintage, broken-in softness Daddy loves. The structured five-panel build gives it a high-profile silhouette that stands proud and never flops. A green undervisor adds just the right touch of retro flair, and breathable sewn eyelets keep things cool, even when the tension’s thick. The adjustable snapback closure makes sure it fits as perfectly as that boy kneeling next to your boots.

Features:

– “Daddy’s C*mRag” boldly embroidered for max reaction

– 100% Cotton Twill for a soft, worn-in, vintage look

– Structured five-panel design for that high-profile streetwear vibe

– Green undervisor for a touch of old-school charm

– Sewn eyelets for breathable comfort

– Snapback closure to fit all head sizes (and egos)

Wear it to:

– Turn heads at Pride, sex-positive spaces, and fetish events

– Make baristas blush and twinks beg

– Prove once and for all: Daddy doesn’t do subtle

This isn’t just a hat—it’s a power move.

You’re not just wearing a look. You’re advertising a reputation.