INTO: GOONER Embroidered Flat Bill Cap – Kink Hat for Gooners, Edge Zombies & Mind-Melting Masturbation Addicts

Brain off. Lube on. Let go.

The INTO: GOONER cap is for the strokers who’ve gone past horny and landed somewhere between euphoric and feral. You know the zone—that slippery, stupid, blissed-out place where time disappears and edging becomes a lifestyle. Whether you’re into JO loops, hypno, bator culture, or just zoning out for hours with your favorite clips, this hat lets everyone know your brain is officially in goon mode.

Part of the filthy, proud, and kink-positive INTO Series, this embroidered flat bill cap is made from 100% cotton twillfor a soft, worn-in feel. The structured five-panel crown keeps its high-profile shape even when you’ve completely lost yours. Sewn eyelets provide breathability during those marathon sessions, and the adjustable snapback closure ensures it stays put—just like you, edging for the tenth time.

Product Features:

– “GOONER” embroidered across the front in bold, dazed-and-dirty lettering

– 100% Cotton Twill for soft comfort with a vintage feel

– Structured five-panel design for a crisp, high-profile look

– Sewn eyelets for airflow during long, sticky sessions

– Adjustable snapback for a snug, stroke-proof fit

Perfect for:

– Gooners, edge enthusiasts, JO addicts, and proud perverts in the stroke zone

– JO clubs, cam sessions, dirty Discords, or quiet moments of edging ecstasy

– Making your kink visible without needing to say a word—or form one

⚠️ Disclaimer: This cap references explicit masturbation kink and may not be appropriate for all public spaces. Please wear it where your identity and expression are respected. Gooning isn’t just a kink—it’s a state of mind (barely).